- It's absurd. I didn't think you'd be so upset about it.
真可笑 我以为你对这种事无所谓呢 - Why not?
何出此言呢 - Because I'm fat?
因为我很胖吗 - No... But I like girls just as much as you do.
不是 ... 我可跟你一样喜欢女孩子 - They might not like me as much.
虽说她们可能不怎么喜欢我 - I've never... been with one.
我还是个处♥男 - You've probably had hundreds.
你可能都御女无数了吧