- When I was a child I was very small
我小时候特别瘦小 - and I come from a little spit of land called the Fingers,
我家封地又位于五指半岛最小的半岛上 - So you see,
所以你瞧 - it's an exceedingly clever nickname.
这外号实在是名副其实 - I've been sitting here for days!
老子在这儿坐多久了 - Start the damn joust
还不赶快开始 - before I piss myself!
老子快憋不住尿了