- When they castrated you,
你被阉的时候 - did they take the pillar with the stones?
是既取卵又杀鸡吗 - I've always wondered. Have you?
我一直都很好奇 是吗 - Do you spend a lot of time wondering what's between my legs?
你还费心巴力地琢磨我下身是什么样子吗 - I picture a gash like a woman's.
我估摸着就像女人一样是条缝 - Is that about right?
猜中了吗 - I am flattered, of course, to be pictured at all.
我真是受宠若惊啊,还劳烦您琢磨我下身