- I promised I'd make her look cool.
我保证会把她剃得很酷 - Being a bald beauty queen is the worst thing
变成光头选美皇后 - That happened in the history of the world.
一定是史上最糟的事了 - Did you choose me for the surgery because I slept with you?
因为我和你上♥床♥才选的我吗 - Yes.
是的 - I'm kidding.
开玩笑的 - I'm not gonna scrub in for surgery.
我不会去协助你手术的