- Why do you put up posters for roommates
如果你不想要找室友 - if you don't want roommates?
那你干嘛还要贴广♥告♥ - I do want roommates.
我想要室友 - We're together 100 hours a week.
我们一周有100个小时在一起 - You want to live together, too?
你还想住一起吗 - I see you bring bribes now, huh?
我看你带行贿品来了 - I need a place to live. My Mom irons my scrubs.
我得找个地方住 我妈居然熨我刷手衣