- I need a place to live. My Mom irons my scrubs.
我得找个地方住 我妈居然熨我刷手衣 - I have to get out of there.
我得搬出去 - It's not a bribe. I don't think it's a good idea.
这不是贿赂 我觉得这不是好主意 - I can put down last, first, and deposit. It's totally a bribe.
我可以先付两个月定金 肯定是贿赂 - I can cook, and I'm an obsessive cleaner.
我会煮饭 而且很爱干净 - No. I just want two total strangers who I don't have to talk to
不行 我只想找两个陌生人 不用聊天 - Or be nice to,
或对他们示好