- The race doesn't even have any rules,
这比赛好像连规则都没有 - Except eye-gouging. No eye-gouging.
除了不能挖眼睛 不能挖眼睛 - We'll be trapped in the pit band-aiding idiots
我们今天要给一群疯子包扎了 - When we could be up in the OR.
本来可以进手术室的 - What kind of people engage in a race
什么样的人会参加这种比赛啊 - That has a only rule
这比赛唯一的规则是 - That you can't rip out the eyeballs of another human being?
不能把另一个人的眼睛挖出来