- Oh, my God. Who is calling you at this hour?
天呐 谁在这个点给你打电♥话♥ - It's a wrong number.
打错了 - There's no reason to be ashamed. It's normal, healthy even.
不需要害羞啊 很正常 甚至很健康 - I'm not ashamed 'cause I wasn't doing anything.
我一点也不害羞 因为我什么都没做 - I don't have to. I have a girlfriend.
我不需要 我有女朋友 - An imaginary girlfriend?
意淫的女朋友吗 - An actual girlfriend.
现实中的女朋友