- Ross: I'm divorced. I'm only 26, and I'm divorced!
我离婚了！我才26岁就离婚了！ - Joey: Shut up!
闭嘴！ - Chandler: Come on, stop!
拜托，打住！ - Ross: That only took me an hour.
那只花了我一个小时。 - Chandler: You gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.
你得明白，我们两个还没有比曼妥思糖时间更长的恋爱关系呢。(mento：曼妥思糖) - Chandler: You, however, have had the love of a woman for four years.
而你已经和一个女人相爱四年了。 - Chandler: Four years of closeness and sharing, at the end of which she ripped your heart out. That is why we don't do it!
四年的亲近和分享，最后她把你的心给伤透了，这就是为什么我们不这么干！
来自《老友记 第一季 第一集 莫妮卡的新室友 Friends S01E01: The one where Monica gets a new roommate》第 164 行
