- Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
够了，你们两个，打住！ - Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
不，不，不，功劳全让她抢了，嘿，我也在场。 - Carol: Ross. You're not actually suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller? Because I think that borders on child abuse.
你该不会想用海伦威利克班奇盖勒吧？因为我觉得这有虐待儿童之嫌。(child abuse：虐待儿童。) - Ross: Of course not, I'm...suggesting Geller Willick Bunch.
当然没有，我建议用盖勒威利克班奇。 - Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
哦，不不不不，你看他这是想干什么，他知道没人会叫全名的，别人只会叫她盖勒，这样他就得逞了。 - Ross: My way? ! You, you think this is my way?
我得逞？你认为这样算我得逞？ - Ross: Believe me, of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way.
相信我，在所有我能想到的我的人生此刻的样子，这个绝对不是我想要的。
来自《老友记 第一季 第二集 超声波产检 Friends S01E02: The one with the sonogram at the end》第 269 行
