- Monica: Alright. Phoebe?
好了，菲比你说？ - Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.
好的。如果我有一天变得无所不能，我希望，恩，世界和平，没有饥荒，热带雨林受到更好保护……还要大咪?咪！(注释：omnipotent：无所不能的。) - Ross: Yeah, see...you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
好，恩，你说的也是我的愿望。钱德勒，你呢？ - Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd...make myself omnipotent forever.
呃，如果我有一天无所不能，我要……永远都无所不能。 - Rachel: See, there's always one guy. "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."
看吧，永远有这么贪婪的人。"如果我得到一个愿望，那我许愿再得到三个愿望。" - All: Hey Joey.
嗨，乔伊。 - Chandler: Hi. Hey, buddy.
嗨，伙计。 - Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
嗨，乔伊，如果你变得无所不能，你会做什么？ - Joey: Probably kill myself!
也许我会自?杀。 - Monica: Excuse me?
你说什么？ - Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
嗨，如果小乔伊都玩完了，那我就没理由再活下去了！ - Ross: Joey, uh Omnipotent.
乔伊，恩，我是说无所不能。 - Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry. I had no idea. I thought it was a theoretical question.
你吗？罗斯，我真是遗憾。我不知道，我以为这是一个理论问题。 - Monica: How does she do that?
她怎么做到的？ - Ross: I cannot sleep in a public place, libraries, airplanes, movie theaters....
我在公共场合无法入睡，无论是图书馆，飞机还是电影院… - Monica: When you were little, you slept at the Grand Canyon.
你小时候就在大峡谷睡着过。(the Grand Canyon：科罗拉多大峡谷，位于美国亚利桑那州西北部，科罗拉多高原西南部。) - Ross: Hello, Mom and Dad never took us to the Grand Canyon.
爸妈从没带我们去过大峡谷。 - Ross: Mom and Dad took us to the Grand Canyon?
难道爸妈带我去过大峡谷吗？ - Monica: Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.
你看她。睡得多香。 - Ross: yeah.
是啊。 - Phoebe: Oh oh!
哦！ - Monica: What what what!...Hi.
什么什么什么！……嗨。 - Ross: It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again.
没什么，你刚刚又打瞌睡了。(nod off: 打盹。) - Monica: What's going on with you?
你怎么了？ - Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
我昨晚没睡着。 - Ross: Why?
为什么？ - Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. So, and deaf.So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time.You have no idea how loud they are!
我奶奶找了个新男朋友，他们俩在床上都有点没安全感。而且耳朵都不好使。所以他们一直在相互确认是不是爽了。你根本不知道他们有多吵！ - Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.
恩，如果你愿意的话，今天晚上你可以跟我和瑞秋一起睡。 - Phoebe: Thanks.
谢了。 - Joey:...Ninety five, ninety six, ninety seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
……95，96，97。看吧，我说过吧！从我们住的地方到这儿不到100步。 - Chandler: You got way too much free time.
你实在太闲了。 - Joey: Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out: hockey tickets, Rangers Penguins, tonight at the Garden, and we're taking you.
嗨！寿星在这儿呢！罗斯，快看！今晚冰球比赛的票，游骑兵队对企鹅队，在花园广场，我们带你一起去。(hockey: 冰球。Rangers Penguins:纽约游骑兵(New York Rangers)、匹兹堡企鹅(Pittsburgh Penguins)都是美国出名的冰球队。) - Chandler: Happy birthday, pal!
生日快乐，哥们儿！ - Joey: We love you, man.
我们都爱死你了，帅哥。 - Ross: It's funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
真搞笑，我的生日七个月前就过了。 - Joey: So?
所以呢？ - Ross: So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
所以，我估计你们是不是多了一张票又决定不了谁带个女伴去？ - Chandler: Well, aren't we Mr " The glass is half empty."
恩，非要这么光往坏处想吗？(The glass is half empty: 这是指“半杯水”性格理论，对于半杯水的杯子，悲观的人会说杯子half empty，乐观的人会说half full。) - Ross: Oh my God, oh is today the twentieth, October twentieth?
噢我的天，噢，今天是20号，10月20号？ - Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
噢，我还希望你不要想起呢。 - Ross: Ohhh.
噢。 - Joey: What's wrong with the twentieth?
20号怎么了？ - Chandler: Eleven days before Halloween. . all the good costumes are gone?
离万圣节还有11天，所有漂亮的装束都没有了？ - Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first consummated our physical relationship. Sex.
今天是我和卡萝第一次，真正建立肉体关系的日子。做?爱。 - Joey: You told your sister that?
你把这事告诉你妹妹了？ - Ross: Believe me, I told everyone. You know what, I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
相信我，我逢人就说。我还是不去看比赛了，还是回家想想我的前妻和她的同性恋爱人。 - Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
看什么冰球比赛啊，跟你一起好了！ - Chandler: C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys' night out, c'mon, what do ya say, big guy, Huh? Huh? Huh?
别这样，罗斯！你，我，乔伊，酷一点，男人们的狂欢夜，来吧，怎么样，大个儿。 - Ross: What are you doing?
你在做什么？ - Chandler: I have no idea.
我不知道。 - Joey: C'mon, Ross!
去吧， 罗斯！ - Ross: Alright, alright, maybe it'll take my mind off it. Promise to buy me a big thumb finger?
好吧，好吧，也许这可以让我不去想它。那你们要答应给我买个大拇指（手套）哦？(a big thumb finger: 是指冰球比赛中呐喊助威时挥舞的手套，是大拇指的形状。) - Rachel: Look look look look look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!
看看看看看，我的第一份薪水！看窗口，那儿有我的名字！嘿，我！ - Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave-in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
我记得我第一次领薪水那天，矿上有个矿井塌方了，死了八个人。(cave-in：塌方，陷落。) - Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
哇，你在矿井工作过？ - Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why?
我那时在DQ冰淇淋店上班啊，怎么了？ - Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally not worth it.
天呐，这不兴奋吗？我挣的。我为了它擦桌子，热牛奶，而它。。。完全不值得。 - Rachel: Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
FICA是谁？他为什么把我的钱全拿走了？(FICA: Federal Insurance Contributions Act (FICA) tax 。是收入税的一种，是美国政府强制征收的税种。为退休、残疾、死亡工人的子女支付的联邦基金。FICA税用于维持社会保险和医疗。) - Rachel: I mean, what Chandler, look at that.
这是什么，钱德勒，你看看。 - Chandler: Oh, this is not that bad.
哦，这个其实还好。 - Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
哦，你不错了，是啊，对于第一份工作来说很好了。 - Ross: You can totally, totally live on this.
你完全可以靠此糊口了。 - Monica: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
是啊是啊。 - Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
哦，顺便说一句，今晚的服务棒极了。 - All: Oh! Yeah!
哦！对！ - Guys: Hockey! Hockey! Hockey.
冰球！冰球！冰球。 - Kiki: Rachel?
是瑞秋吗？ - Rachel: Oh my God!
哦，我的天！ - Monica: I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
我发誓我在动物世界看到过鸟类就是这样的。 - Rachel: What are you guys doing here?
你们在这里做什么啊？ - Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, and it's true!
恩，我们到城里买东西，你妈说你在这儿工作，居然是真的！ - Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.
看你穿着围裙，好像在拍戏一样。 - Rachel: God look at you, you are so big I can't believe it!
看看你，（肚子）都这么大了，真是难以相信！ - Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex.
我知道！我现在是两个人呢。(duplex：复式的，有两部分的。) - Rachel: Kiki, you look phenomenal, I mean, you've lost, like, a ton of weight. and you should... Really really it's time to stop, you look perfect.
Kiki，你看起来真漂亮，你看上去好像减了一吨重。你真是……真的，是时候该停下来了，你看上去棒极了。 - Rachel: Anyway, so what's going on with you?
那你怎么样？ - Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? Me!
嗯，猜猜我爸让谁做他公司的合伙人？我！ - Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news...
还有，说到新闻话题。。。 - Phoebe: Look, look, I have elbows!
快看，快看，我有手肘！ - Chandler:...Cross Poulet, passes it up to Leetch!
Poulet传球给Leetch。 - Joey: Leetch spots Messier in the crease here's the pass!
Leetch瞄到禁区里的Messier, 看传球！(spot：瞄准，紧盯。crease: 禁区。) - Chandler: We'll take a brief time out while Messier stops to look at some women's shoes.
Messier停下来看女式鞋的时候我们休息一会吧。 - Ross: Carol was wearing boots just like those the night that we we first y'know. Fact, she, uh she never took them off, 'cause we, we...Sorry. Sorry.
那天晚上卡萝就是穿的这种靴子，我们的第一次，你知道，实际上，她，呃，她一直没脱靴，因为我们，我们。。。对不起，对不起。 - Joey: I can not believe.
难以相信。 - Chandler: What?
又怎么了？ - Ross: Peach pit.
桃核儿。 - Chandler: Yes, Bunny?
又怎样，可怜娃？ - Ross: Peach pit. That night we, uh we had
桃核。那晚我们，恩，我们吃了…… - Joey: Peaches?
桃子？ - Ross: Actually, nectarines, but basically...
实际上，是油桃，但基本上…… - Chandler: Could've been a peach.
可能是桃子。 - Ross: Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I...I...I walked her to the...the bus stop. I'm fine. ...
然后，恩，然后我们穿上衣服，而且我，我……我陪她走到，公交车站……我没事。 - Joey: Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.
嘿，那个女人的屁股长得和卡萝的好像！怎么了？还以为我们就是要找点什么呢。 - Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
好了，你们这些家伙，所有的八卦都告诉我！ - Kiki: Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!
恩，最大的新闻还是你在婚礼的圣坛上甩了巴瑞。 - Joanne: Alright. Let's talk reality for a second.
好了，说点认真的。 - Rachel: Okay.
好。 - Joanne: When are you coming home?
你什么时候回家？ - Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
什么？我不回去。 - Joanne: C'mon, this is us.
别这样，是我们啊（跟我们说实话吧）。 - Rachel: I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job you know, I even do my own laundry.
我不回去！这就是我现在要做的事，我有了工作。你看，我现在甚至能自己洗衣服了。 - Rachel: This is what I am doing now.
这就是我现在做的。 - Kiki: Waitressing?
当女服务生？ - Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I mean, I am...I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh...and I, uh...I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase...
好了，我不光是女服务生。我是……我会写每日的特色菜，而且我……我把死花从花瓶里换出来…… - Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
哦，而且，恩，有时候 Artelle还让我在饼干上挤上巧克力滴。(blobby: 滴状斑点。) - Leslie: Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.
恩，你妈妈可没告诉我们挤巧克力滴的事。 - Monica: Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch?
嘿！Rach，和你的朋友怎么样了？好吧，要不要来点“醉生梦死”鸡尾酒？(Tiki Death Punch: 醉生梦死鸡尾酒，一种自制的鸡尾酒。) - Rachel: What's that?
那是什么？ - Monica: Weeeell, it's rum, and
恩，有朗姆酒，还有…… - Rachel: Okay.
好的。 - Monica: We thought since Phoebe was staying over tonight we'd have kinda like a slumber party thing. We got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough, we got Twister...
我们想既然菲比今天晚上在这儿过夜，我们最好开个睡衣派对什么的。现在我们有无聊杂志，曲奇面团，还能玩“扭扭乐”。(cookie dough: 曲奇面团。) - Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh! And I brought Operation! But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!
哦哦，我带了"手术"游戏！不过，恩，我把手术钳搞丢了，所以我们做不了手术，不过我们可以做术前准备！ - Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
呃，Rach ，是Visa信用卡部门打来的。 - Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
哦，天呐，问他们有什么事。 - Monica: Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? Yes, hold on.
能告诉我是关于什么事的吗？好，等等。 - Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
他们说你的帐户有点异常情况。 - Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks!
但我都几星期没用过信用卡了！ - Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.
这就是异常情况。看看，他们就是想了解你是不是还好。 - Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay...they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see.
他们想知道我是不是还好，好吧，他们想知道我是不是还好，好吧，看看。 - Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting pregnant, or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me!
恩，瞧瞧，FICA的家伙把我所有钱都拿走了，每个我认识的人都在结婚、或者怀孕、或者升职，而我在端咖啡！而且都不是端给自己喝！ - So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
如果这说明我很好，那好吧，你就告诉他们我很好，好吗？ - Monica: Uh Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
呃，瑞秋出去了，稍后再打来好吗？ - Rachel: Alright, c'mon! Let's play Twister!
好了，来吧！我们玩"扭扭"游戏吧！(Twister: 这个游戏被翻译成“扭扭乐”。游戏垫上4色圆圈排成6列，玩家（2－4人）站在游戏垫上，由一名裁判转动转盘，根据转盘颜色喊出要求（例如，转盘显示红色，裁判喊出：左脚红色！）。玩家根据要求迅速找到该圆圈并放上自己的手或脚。如果该颜色已经全部被占，则裁判再次转动转盘。手肘或者膝盖碰到游戏垫视为犯规，马上淘汰，在过程中摔倒者也立即出局。最后一个出局者获胜。) - Ross: Sorry, sorry...Uhoh.
抱歉，抱歉……呃，哦。 - Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
怎么？跟卡萝那晚也有冰？也有塑料座位？也有四千个火药味十足的匹兹堡球迷？ - Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together.
不，实际上我只是想说好像我们的座位没在一起。 - But now you mention it, there was ice there that night...It was the first frost...
不过你既然提起了，那天晚上倒真是有冰……那是第一次结霜。 - Joey: C'mon, sit. Just sit down, sit.
别这样，坐下。坐下吧，坐。 - Monica: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!
你应该为自己感到骄傲！你正在做这件令人赞叹的“独立”的事情！ - Rachel: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?
Monica，这有什么令人赞叹的？我放弃了一切。这又是为什么啊？ - Phoebe: You are just like Jack.
你就像杰克一样。 - Rachel:...Jack from downstairs?
楼下的杰克？ - Phoebe: No, Jack and the Beanstalk.
不，杰克和豆茎。(Jack and Beanstalk: 杰克和豆茎是一个童话故事，讲的是杰克用牛换了魔豆，后来收获财富和幸福的故事。) - Monica: Ah, the other Jack.
啊，另一个杰克。 - Phoebe: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans.
对了！看吧，他放弃了某些东西，但得到了魔豆。 - And then he woke up, and this was big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff...
而且他醒了后，窗外长出了巨大的植物，充满机会和希望。 - And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village...
他住在一个小村里，而你也住在小区里。 - Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist.
好吧，不过Pheebs，杰克放弃的是一头牛，而我放弃的是一名牙医。 - Okay, III know, I know I didn't love him
好吗，我，我，我知道，我知道我不爱他。 - Phoebe: Oh, see, Jack did love the cow.
哦，看看，杰克可是爱那头牛的。 - Rachel: But see, it was a plan. Y'know, it was clear. Everything was figured out, and now everything's just kinda like...
但那是人生规划，一切都非常清楚，都计划好了的，但现在一切都…… - Phoebe: Floopy?
不顺利？(floopy: 不顺利。) - Rachel: Yeah.
就是。 - Monica: So what, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going.
那怎么样，又不光你这样。我们也经常不清楚自己的未来。 - You've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be...unfloopy.
你只要相信在某个时候一切都会好起来，而且一切都会……变顺利。 - Phoebe: Oh, like that's a word.
哦，说的好像是个词一样。 - Rachel: Okay, but Monica, what if what if it doesn't come together?
对，不过莫妮卡，假如，假如好不起来怎么办？ - Monica:...Pheebs?
Pheebs？ - Phoebe: Oh, well...'cause.... you just...I don't like this question.
哦，恩……因为……你只要……我不喜欢这个问题。 - Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans?
好吧，看看，如果没得到魔豆怎么办？ - I mean, what if all we've got are beans?
我的意思是，如果我们得到的都是……普通的豆子怎么办？ - Ross: Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get YES! Not laughing now, are ya pal!
拦住他！拦住他！拦住他！拦对了！现在还不是笑的时候，好吗，老兄！ - Chandler:You got it, buddy, all you needed were a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.
看吧伙计，这才是你要的，一大群没牙的小子拿着棍子互殴。 - Ross: Pass it! Pass it!
传球！传球！ - Chandler: He's open!
他有空档啊！ - All: Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
射门！射门！射门！ - Chandler: Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!
嗨，看呐，我们上荧幕了！ - Chandler: excuse me.
打扰一下。 - Receptionist: It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied, yeah, the label promises the nutty goodness.
说是如果对这些糖棒不满意可以打这个电话，嗯，我就不太满意。好吧，标签上承诺坚果品质优良。(candy bar:长条状糖棒。) - Chandler: Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well, I guess you know that, or we'd be in the predicament room.
听着，这儿有紧急情况。恩，我想你也知道，要不然我们就自己解决了。(predicament: 困境，窘况。the predicament room 意思是遇到紧急情况，自己（找个地方）着手解决。) - Receptionist: Hold on. Fill these out, sit over there.
等一下，填表，坐那儿。 - Ross: Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.
看着，我不想找麻烦，好吗，只是我这儿太疼了，好吗？我的脸都被打扁了。(dented: 凹进去的。) - Receptionist: Well, you'll have to wait your turn.
恩，你还是得排队等。 - Joey: Well, how long do you think it will be?
好，你看要多久？ - Receptionist: Any minute now.
马上。 - Ross: Hey, this...
嘿，这。 - Rachel: I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.
对不起，各位。我不想让你们也垂头丧气的。 - Monica: No, you were right. I don't have a plan.
不，你是对的。我没任何计划。 - Pizza Guy: Pizza guy!
送披萨的！ - Monica: Phoebe?
Phoebe？ - Phoebe: What?
什么？ - Monica: Do you have a plan?
你有计划吗？ - Phoebe: I don't even have a "pla".
我半个计划都没有。 - Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
嗨，一个，恩，蘑茹、青椒加洋葱的？ - Rachel: No, no, that's not what we ordered...We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
不，不，这不是我们点的……我们点的是脱脂脆皮带双层奶酪的。 - Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not "G.Stephanopoulos?" Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
等等，你不是"乔治·史蒂法诺普洛"？老天，我爸会杀了我的！ - Monica: Wait! Did you say "G.Stephanopoulos?"
等等！你是说"乔治·史蒂法诺普洛"？ - Pizza Guy: Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!
对，住在街对面那个，我一定是把你们的给他了。哦，笨蛋，笨蛋。(bonehead: 傻瓜，笨蛋。) - Phoebe: Okay you know when you do that, you are only killing yourself..
你知道这么做只是在伤害自己。 - Monica: Wait, was this a, a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?
等一下，是那个聪明伶俐的地中海来的小个子帅哥？ - Pizza Guy: Yeah, that sounds about right.
对，好像是的。 - Monica: Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?
他穿着很帅的蓝色衣服？ - Phoebe: And, and a power tie?
而且，而且还打着很赞的领带？ - Pizza Guy: No, pretty much just a towel.
不，他好像只是围了条毛巾。 - Monica: Oh God.
哦天呐。 - Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
那你们需要我去换回披萨吗？ - Monica: what? Are you nuts? ! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza!
什么？难道你疯了吗？我们现在有乔治·史蒂法诺普洛的披萨！(George Stephanopoulos：乔治·史蒂法诺普洛 ，是美国有名的电视主播，政治评论员，以前做过民主党顾问。) - Rachel: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?
呃, Pheebs？谁是George Snuffalopagus ？ - Phoebe: Big Bird's friend.
大鸟的朋友吧。 - Monica: I see pizza!
Monica: 我看到披萨了！ - Phoebe: Oh, I wanna see! Let me see! Let me see!
哦，我要看！让我看看！让我看看！ - Rachel: Hello? Who are we spying on?
喂？我们在监视谁？ - Monica: You know the White House adviser? Clinton's campaign guy? The one with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt?
你知道那个白宫顾问吧？克林顿的竞选伙伴？头发漂亮，笑容性感，屁股也很可爱。 - Rachel: Oh, him, the little guy? Oh, I love him!
哦，他，那个小个子？ 我好喜欢他。 - Phoebe: Ooh, wait...wait, I see a woman.
哦，等等，等等，我看见一个女人。 - Monica: Please tell me it's his mother.
请告诉我那是他妈。 - Phoebe: Definitely not his mother.
绝对不是他妈。 - Monica: Oh, no...
哦，不…… - Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor...she's walking...she's walking...
哦，等一下，她在地板上走，走，走…… - she's going for the pizza. Hey, that's not for you, bitch!
她要去拿披萨...嗨，那不是给你的，婊♥子！ - Chandler: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in. I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with?
打扰了，看，我们在这儿都一个多钟头了，很多比我朋友病情轻的人都进去了。我是说，那个脚趾受伤的男的？他和谁睡过不成？ - Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad... I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other.
哦，别这样朵拉，别生气啊……我知道我们都说了些过头的话，不过这并不表示我们不爱对方啊。 - Y'know, I feel like I've lost her...Ba!
要知道，我觉得我已经失去她了。叭！ - Joey: Come on, push me.
快点，推推我。 - Ross: No.
不。 - Joey: come on, push me.
快点，推推我。 - Ross: No, we're going to get in trouble.
不，我们会惹麻烦的。 - Joey: Don't be a baby. Push me, push me.
别像个孩子似的，推推我，推推我。。 - Ross: All right, all right, I am gonna push you, okay? How about I push you like this?
好吧，好吧，我马上就推你，像这样推你行吧？ - Now you are gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of you life, pally, wally.
现在你要在轮椅上度过你的一生了，伙计。(pally：伙计。wally: 笨蛋。但在本句中没有实际意义，属于语气助词，表示亲昵的。) - I am so very sorry. Can I sign you?
非常对不起，我能给你签名吗？ - Monica: Light still out?
还是没开灯？ - Rachel: Yeah.
是啊。 - Monica: Oh. Maybe they're napping.
哦，也许他们在睡觉。 - Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex.
哦，拜托，他们在做♥爱。 - Monica and Phoebe: Shut up!
闭嘴！ - Rachel: So, what do ya think George is like?
那，你们认为乔治是什么样的人？ - Monica: I think he's shy.
我想他很害羞。 - Phoebe: Yeah?
是吗？ - Monica: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then when you do he's a preppy animal.
嗯，你必须先勾引他。然后，当你们做的时候，他就会显露出兽♥性。(preppy: 预科的。) - Phoebe: So what do you think of the guys are like?
你们我们身边这些小伙怎么样？ - Monica: Our guys?
我们身边这些？ - Phoebe: Yeah, our guys.
对。 - Rachel: Well, I don't know, I feel funny talking about that.
哦，我不知道，谈这个有点奇怪。 - Monica: Oh, come on.
哦，说说嘛。 - Rachel: Okay, well. I think Joey's like one of those little kiddy rides in front of a supermarket. You just have to put the quarter in and it just goes.
好吧，我认为乔伊就像是在超市前的小孩玩的机器。你只要投个25分的硬币，他就开动了。 - Phoebe: I don't know, I think he might surprise you. One time, he was helping me put on my coat and he was really tender.
我也说不清，他也许会给你惊喜。有一次，他帮我把外衣穿上，他非常温柔。 - Joey: Come on, baby, come on, let's go... Yes!
快出来...好了！ - Phoebe: Chandler is hard to read. He is like one of those repressed guys who you would have to seduce.
钱德勒很难捉摸，他属于感情被压抑的人，你必须引诱他。 - Monica: I think it's a part of an act. I have a feeling that Chandler is a lot more sophisticated than he seems.
我认为这是逢场作戏，钱德勒要比表面上更成熟。(it's a part of an act: 逢场作戏，这是一个俗语。) - Phoebe: You know who is kind of sexy?
你知道谁有一点性感？ - Monica: Don't.
别说。 - Rachel: Ross.
罗斯。 - Monica: No, guys, please, he is my brother.
别说了，他可是我哥呢。 - Rachel: I know what exactly what you mean, he can be really smooth.
我完全明白你的意思，他真的很周全。(smooth: 做事潇洒无误的，圆滑周到的。) - Can't you just picture him in bed?
你能想像他在床上的情景吗？ - Monica: I really don't want to.
我一点也没兴趣。 - All: Come on, laugh, laugh.
来吧，笑一个。 - Ross: I remember the moonlight coming in through the open window and her face had the most incredible glow.
我记得月光从窗外照了进来，她的脸散发着最动人的光彩。 - Chandler: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part, Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
对，月亮，暗淡的光辉，神奇的感觉，说得好！我可以要点止痛药吗，拜托？ - Joey: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.
他是对的，已经够了。这个日子有什么大不了的？你第一次和她睡觉，那又怎么样？你后来和她睡了七年呢。 - Ross: Look, it's just a little more complicated...
嗯，只是有些事情比较复杂。 - Chandler: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?
嗯，什么？什么？她离开了你？她喜欢女人？她为了个喜欢女人的女人而甩了你？ - Ross: A little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...
你还能再大声点吗？我想可能十二楼那个昏迷的病人听不清楚你在说什么…… - Chandler: Then what?
到底怎么了？ - Ross: My first time with Carol was...
我和卡萝的第一次是……是我的… - Joey: What?
什么？ - Ross: It was my first time.
那是我的第一次。 - Joey: With Carol? Oh...
和卡萝？哦。 - Chandler: So in your whole life, you've only been with one. oh.
那你这一辈子只和一个女人。喔。 - Joey: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake!
哇哦，哥儿们，看冰球是个大错误！ - There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!
本来今天晚上我们有大把的事情可做的。 - Monica: Okay. Okay, I got one.
好了，好了，我想起一个。 - Do you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you loved so much?
还记得我给你做的素菜面饼吗，你很喜欢吃？(vegetarian pate：素菜面饼。) - Phoebe: Uhhuh.
啊哈。 - Monica: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!
嗯，除非鹅肉也是素菜，哈哈！ - Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine. Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
哦！哦！哦！好吧，好好。现在我不感到和Jason Hurley上床有什么可后悔的了。 - Monica: What? ! You slept with Jason?
什么？！你和Jason 上过床？ - Phoebe: You'd already broken up.
你们那时已经分手了。 - Rachel: How long?
多久后？ - Phoebe: Just a couple hours.
几个小时吧。 - Monica: Oh, that's nice!
哦，好极了！ - Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, I got one!
好了，好了，好了，我也想到一个！ - Anyway The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker was really from me.
总而言之，Tommy Rollerson放在你柜子里的情人节礼物实际上是我送给你的。 - Monica: Excuse me? !
你说什么？ - Rachel: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one? She was so big girl!
喂？以为他真为送你礼物？她那时太胖了。 - Monica: Really. Well, at least "big girls" don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
真的，恩，至少“胖姑娘“在七年级时没尿过裤子。 - Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh!
我那时正在笑！你让我笑的！ - Phoebe: Oh, my God! There he is! There he is!
他在那儿！他在那儿！ - Monica: Where?
哪儿？ - Phoebe: Right where we've been looking all night!
就是我们看了一晚上的地方。 - Rachel: He is so cute!
他真帅！ - Monica: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!
哦，乔治，宝贝，扔掉浴巾！ - All: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the...
对，扔掉它！扔掉浴巾！请扔掉... - wowww
哇~ - Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
老兄，你能相信他只和一个女人上过床吗？ - Chandler: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...
我认为这很不错啊。要知道，这很甜蜜，这很浪漫…… - Joey: Really?
真的？ - Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak. I judge him.
不，你开玩笑吧？他是个怪胎。我鄙视他。 - Both: Hey, man! buddy!
嗨，伙计。 - Ross: Hi.
嗨。 - Receptionist: Oh, that's attractive.
哦，真好看。 - Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.
哦，我认为你在《沉默的羔羊》里表现得棒极了。 - Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
哦别这样，承认吧！无论如何，今天晚上你很开心。 - Ross: Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part?
开心？开心在哪儿？给我说明白，哪部分是值得开心的？ - Where's my puck?
我的冰球呢？(puck: 冰球（由硬橡胶制成）。) - Joey: Oh, ah the kid has it.
哦，啊，那小孩拿着呢。 - Ross: The kid...? Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
小孩……？打扰一下，呃，那是，那是我的冰球。 - Kid: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.
我找到的。谁捡的谁得，谁丢的谁倒霉。 - Chandler: You gotta do it, man.
你搞得定。 - Ross: Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you...can't do it.
哦是吗？恩，我是橡胶，你是胶水，不管如何我做不到。(I'm rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!：小孩子耍嘴皮时说的，意思是“我是橡皮,你是胶,你诅咒我的话都会反弹回去,粘在你自己身上。”) - Listen, uh give me back my puck.
听着，呃把冰球还给我。 - Kid: No.
不。 - Ross: Yes, how about. C'mere. Gimme! Give me my puck.
不如。。。还给我！还给我！ - Kid: No! No!
不！不！ - Receptionist: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
嗨！嗨！别在我的急救室打架！ - Ross: Give me my puck!!
把我的冰球还来！ - Ross: Now that was fun.
那才好玩。 - Ross: Okay, Monica. Right foot red.
好了，莫妮卡。右脚红色。 - Monica: Could've played Monopoly, but no.
本来可以玩大富翁的。但是不。 - Chandler: Thanks.
谢谢。 - Ross: Okay, Pheebs, Right hand blue.
好了，Pheeb，右手蓝色。 - Joey: Ross, switch with me. Phoebe could be your number two.
罗斯，和我换一下，菲比可以是你第二个女人。 - Phoebe: What?
什么？ - Ross: Nothing. It is a twister thing. The rules are on the back of the box.
没事。就是关于扭扭乐，规则就在盒子的背后。 - Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
喂？哦，呃， Rachel，信用卡部门的人找你。 - Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
哦，好的。替我一下好吗？ - Chandler: All right. Yes. This is Rachel.
好啊，我是瑞秋. - Rachel: No!
不！ - Hello? Oh, yeah, no, I know, I...I haven't been using it much.
喂？哦，对，不，我知道，我我没怎么用它。 - Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
哦，恩，谢谢，不过，我很好，真的。 - Ross: Green. To the green.
绿色，到绿色。 - Rachel: I've got magic beans. No, no, never...never mind.
我有魔豆。没事。。。当我没说。 - Chandler: To the left, to the left aww!
左边，到左边噢！ - Rachel: Ohhh...I'm fine.
哦……我很好。 - [The End]
[本集结束]
老友记 第一季 第四集 乔治·史蒂法诺普洛先生 Friends S01E04: The one with George Stephanopoulos
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