- Shelley: Hey gorgeous, how's it going?
嗨，帅哥，你怎么样？ - Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights...does it get better than this?
在荧火灯下吃日本方便面…我能有多好？(dehydrated：脱水的。fluorescent：荧光的; 发荧光的;（颜色、材料等）强烈反光的。) - Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
问个问题。你没有约会对象，是吧，因为我碰到个人与你非常般配。 - Chandler: Ah, you say perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'codependent', or 'self-destructive'...
额，说“完美”也许有点不恰当。你如果说“相互依靠”，或者“自我毁灭”的话... - Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?
你想星期六约会吗？ - Chandler: Yes please.
是的，拜托了。 - Shelley: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's...
好的。他很帅，很风趣，他...... - Chandler: He's a he?
他是男的？ - Shelley: Well yeah!...Oh God. I just I thought...Good, Shelley. OK! I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Okay, bye bye...
是的！…哦天呐。我只是我以为......好的，Shelley。我现在只想去把自己冲进下水道…好的，再见…... - Chandler: Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that.
从那以后就没心情吃面条了。 - I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
我意思是，那不荒谬吗？你能相信她真那样想吗？ - Rachel: Um...yeah... Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
呃…对，恩，我是说，我第一次见到你时，要知道，我想也许，可能，你也许是…... - Chandler: You did?
你原来以为？ - Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
对，不过随后你在Phoebe的整个生日派对上都盯着我的胸部谈话。所以我想你也许不是。 - Chandler: Huh. Did, uh...any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
恩。呃…你们当中还有其他人第一次见到我时那样想过吗？ - Monica: I did.
我想过。 - Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah.
是，我想是的，对。 - Joey: Not me.
我没有。 - Ross: No, no, me neither.
不不，我也没有。 - Although, uh...you know, back in college, Susan Saladore did.
虽然，你知道，大学时代的苏珊这样认为。 - Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?
开什么玩笑！你告诉她我不是了吗？ - Ross: No....it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman ... who also liked her, so...
没。只是因为，呃，我也有点想约她出去，所以我告诉她实际上你那时正在和Bernie Spellman谈恋爱......也就是另一个也喜欢她的家伙，所以...... - Chandler: Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?
恩，这真是奇怪了。那么，呃，我到底有什么？ - Phoebe: I don't know, 'cause you're smart, you're funny...
我不知道，因为你聪明，你风趣…… - Chandler: Ross is smart and funny, do you ever think that about him?
Ross聪明风趣，你们曾经觉得他也是过吗？ - All: Yeah! Right!
是！对！ - Chandler: WHAT IS IT? !
是什么？！ - Monica: Okay, II don't know, youyou just you have a quality.
好吧，我我不知道，你你只是你有一种气质。 - All: Yes. Absolutely. A quality.
是的，绝对是，一种气质。 - Chandler: Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
哦，哦，一种气质，好的，因为我正担心你们这些家伙会搞不清楚这个呢。 - Joey: You know, Chandler, I think it is going to work for you.
Chandler，我认为这会对你有用。 - Chandler: Excuse me?
什么？ - Joey: Sure, sure, women find you less threatening, they let their guards down, then boom, you are like a stealthy heterosexual.
当然当然，女人们发现你不是那么有威胁性，她们就会放低警惕，你简直就像个偷偷摸摸的异性恋者。 - Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
喂？喂？哦！Rachel，是Paolo从罗马打来的。 - Rachel: Oh my God! Calling from Rome! Bon giorno, caro mio.
哦我的天！从罗马打来的！ Bon giorno，caro mio.（意大利语） - Ross: So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
他从罗马打电话来。我也可以，只要去罗马就可以了。 - Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. I'm talking to Rome.
Monica，你爸刚打进来，不过你能快点吗？我要和罗马通话呢。我在和罗马通话。 - Monica: Hey dad, what's up? God. Ross, it's Nana.
嗨，爸，怎么样？天哪。Ross，是外婆。 - Monica: Hey!
嗨！ - Ross: Hey, Dad. So, uh, how's she doing?
嗨，爸爸。呃，她怎么样了？ - Aunt Lillian: The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
医生说只有几个小时的时间了。 - Monica: How, how are you, Mom?
妈妈，你你还好吗？ - Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. What's with your hair?
我？我很好，很好。真高兴见到你们来！你的头发怎么了？ - Monica: What?
什么？ - Mrs. Geller: What's different?
有什么不一样了吗？ - Monica: Nothing.
没什么。 - Mrs. Geller: Oh, maybe that's it.
哦，也许就是这个。 - Monica: She is unbelievable, her mother was...
真是难以置信，她的妈妈…… - Ross: Relax, relax. Okay? We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
放松，放松，好吗。看来我们要在这儿呆一段时间呢，而且我们还要掩护你的男朋友和你的工作呢。 - Monica: Oh God!
哦，天哪！ - Monica: The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
她钱包的底部那些发霉的薄荷糖。(fuzzy：模糊的; 绒毛般的，毛茸茸的。mint：薄荷糖。) - Ross: Oh! Yeah, they were gross.
对，真恶心。 - Oh, you know what I love? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from from restaurants.
哦，你知道我喜欢什么吗？她的代糖。她总是怎样从从餐厅里偷些出来的。 - Mr. Geller: Not just restaurants, from our house.
不光从餐厅，也从我们家。 - Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Geller太太？ - Ross: She looks so small.
她看起来好小。 - Monica: I know.
我知道。 - Ross: Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phyllis now.
恩，至少现在她与祖父和Phyllis阿姨在一起了。(Pop-Pop：祖父。) - Monica: Aunt Phyllis is dead?
Phyllis阿姨死了？ - Ross: Yeah, for about six years.
是的，大约六年了。 - Monica: where was I?
当时我在哪里？ - Ross: Where? were you...Can we focus, please?
哪里？你当时...我们别跑题，好吗？ - Monica: Goodbye, Nana.
再见，外婆。 - Ross: Bye, Nana.
再见，外婆。 - Ross&Monica: Ah...
啊！ - Mrs. Geller: What is going on? !
怎么回事？！ - Ross: Y'know, how, how the nurse said that, that Nana had passed? Well, she's not quite. .
你知道护士怎么说外婆过世了吗？额，她还没有完全过世。 - Mrs. Geller: What?
什么？ - Ross: She's not past, she's present, she's back.
她没有去世，她还在，她活过来了。 - Aunt Lillian: What's going on?
怎么回事？ - Mr. Geller: She may have died.
她也许死了。 - Aunt Lillian: She may have died?
她也许死了？ - Mr. Geller: We're looking into it.
我们正在观察。 - Ross: I, uh, I'll go see.
我，呃，我要去看看。 - Nurse: This almost never happens!
这几乎是从未有过的事！ - Ross: Now she's passed.
现在她去世了。 - Chandler: I just have to know, okay? Is it my hair?
我，我必须要知道，好吗？是因为我的头发吗？ - Rachel: Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
是的，Chandler， 完全正确。就是你的头发。 - Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
对，你长了一头同性恋式的头发。 - Rachel: Hey!
嗨！ - Monica: Hi!
嗨！ - Phoebe: Hi!
嗨！ - Rachel: So, um, did she...
额，她过世了吗？ - Ross: Twice.
两次。 - Joey: Twice?
两次？ - Phoebe: Oh, that sucks!
哦，真糟！ - Joey: You guys okay?
你们还好吧？ - Ross: I don't know, it's weird. I know she's gone, but I just don't feel, uh...
我不知道。有点奇怪。我知道她去世了，但我只是没感觉到，呃… - Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
也许那是因为她还没真正离开。 - Ross: No, no, she's gone.
不不，她走了。 - Monica: We checked. A lot.
我们检查过很多次。 - Phoebe: Hm, I mean maybe no one ever really goes.
额，我的意思是也许没有人曾真正离去， - you know? Ever since my mom died, every now and then, I get this feeling that she's like right here, y'know?
你知道吗？自从我妈死后，我时常还是会感到她好像就在这儿，你知道吗！ - Oh! And Debbie, my best friend from junior high got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course.
还有Debbie，我初中时最好的朋友，在打迷你高尔夫球时被闪电击中。 - I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils, y'know. I miss her.
每次用那只小小的黄色铅笔时都能强烈感应到 Debbie，知道吗？我好想她。 - Rachel: Aw. Here, Pheebs, want this?
噢。Pheebs，你想要这个吗？ - Phoebe: Oh! Thanks!
噢，谢谢。 - Rachel: Sure. I just sharpened her this morning.
说真的。我早上才把她削尖的。 - Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! So Chandler looks gay, huh?
看，我不相信这些。我认为一旦人死了，就是死了！你就走了！你就是虫子的食物了！钱德看起来像个同性恋？ - Phoebe: Yeah, I don't who this is, but it's not Debbie.
恩，我不知道这是谁，但不是Debbie 。 - Monica: Dad, let us just make a decision.
爸爸，我们做个决定吧。 - Mr. Geller: You are right, this is crazy, it is going into the ground. we should get the most basic thing.
你说的对，这很疯狂，将要把它埋进地里，我们应该把基本的东西弄好。 - Monica: Right! OK! That would be the non-protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate.
对！那就是上面有白色薄片的，不受保护的波纹纤维板。(non-protective：不受保护的。corrugated：有波纹的。fiberboard：纤维板。laminate：层压材料; 叠层，层压。) - Dad, we can't bury Nana in a dresser from Ikea.
爸爸，我们不能把奶奶葬在宜家的橱柜里面。 - Mr. Geller: See! This is why your mother buys all my clothes, I hate to shop, I hate it.
看到了吧，这就是为什么你妈妈给我买所有的衣服，我讨厌购物，讨厌它。 - Monica: Dad, doesn't this might be more about the fact that, once you make a decision, it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone?
爸爸，这是不是可能更多是由于一旦你做出决定，就宣布奶奶真的过世了？ - Mr. Geller: No, I really hate to shop.
不，我确实讨厌购物。 - Ross: I thought it was gonna be a closed casket.
我以为要用密封的棺木。 - Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
这并不代表她不能看起来体面。 - Mrs. Geller: Sweetie, you think you can get in there?
孩子，你觉得自己能钻进去吗？ - Ross: I don't see why not.
我当然可以。 - Ross: Here's my retainer!
我的牙齿矫正器！(retainer：牙架。) - Mr. Geller: I was just thinking. When my time comes...
我刚才在想，到我死的时候。。。 - Monica: Dad!
爸！ - Mr. Geller: Listen to me! When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
听我说！听我说！当我死的时候，我想被葬在大海里。 - Monica: You what?
你什么？ - Mr. Geller: I wanna be buried at sea, it looks like fun.
我想被葬在大海里，这看起来很有趣。 - Monica: Define fun.
定义一下“有趣”。 - Mr. Geller: Come on, you'll make a day of it! You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...
别这样，你们会花一天时间的！你们要弄一条船，带上午餐… - Monica: And then we throw your body in the water...Gee, that does sound fun!
然后要我们把你扔到水里…天呐，这听起来确实有趣（反语）。 - Mr. Geller: Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says 'Jack Geller, so predictable'. Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say 'Buried at sea! Huh!'.
每个人都以为他们了解我。每个人都说 “Jack Geller，可想而知”。也许我死后，他们会说“葬在海里！啊？” - Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
可能他们会这样说。 - Mr. Geller: I'd like that.
我喜欢那样。 - Chandler: Hey, gorgeous.
嗨，美女。 - Shelley: Hey. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, I, um...
嗨。你看，昨天的事我很抱歉，我，呃。。。 - Chandler: No, no, don't don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake.
不，不，别别放在心上。相信我，显然别人也犯过同样的错误。 - Shelley: Oh! Okay! Phew!
哦！好！吁！ - Chandler: So, uh...what do you think it is about me?
那么，呃……你从我的哪一点觉得我是的？ - Shelley: I don't know, uh...you just have aa...
我不知道，呃…你只是有种… - Chandler:... Quality, right, great.
气质，对，棒极了。 - Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
你知道，真可惜，因为你和Lowell本来会是很配的一对儿。 - Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Lowell？金融服务部的Lowell？他就是你觉得配我的那个？ - Shelley: What? He's cute!
怎么？他很可爱！ - Chandler: Well, yeah...He is no Brian in Payroll.
恩，对…不是薪酬部的Brian。(payroll：工资名单，工资总支出，工薪总额。) - Shelley: Is Brian...?
Brian是不是…？ - Chandler: No! Uh, I don't know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with somebody like him.
不！呃，我不知道！重点是，如果你要帮我配对的话，我比较喜欢你把我和他那样的人配在一起。 - Shelley: Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league.
恩，我认为你有点配不上Brian。 - Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian?
什么？你认为我配不上Brian 那样的？ - Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me....I'm really not.
因为我配得上。相信我……我真的配不上。 - Ross: This one?
这一件？ - Ross: I have shown you every dress we have. Unless you want your mother to spend eternity in a lemon yellow pantsuit, go with the burgundy.
我已经给你们看了所有的裙子。除非你们想让自己的母亲永远穿着柠檬黄的裤套装。选紫红色的吧。 - Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one.
你知道，不管我们选什么，她都会告诉我们说是错的。 - Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
你是对的，我们就选紫红色的。 - Ross: Oh! A fine choice. I'm coming out.
哦！选得好。我要出来了。 - Aunt Lillian: Wait! We need shoes!
等等！我们还要鞋子！ - Ross: Okay, Um, how about this?
好。恩，这个如何？ - Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
那绝对是只白天穿的鞋。 - Ross: And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
那她去的地方每个人都穿着考究吗？ - Aunt Lillian: Could we see something in a slimmer heel?
可以看看有细跟儿的鞋吗？ - Ross: Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.
好了，我没找到紫红色的晚装鞋。我可以给你们看看银色的鞋，也许合适。 - Aunt Lillian: No, it really should be burgundy.
不，一定要紫红色的。 - Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
恩，除非我们换另外的裙子。 - Aunt Lillian: Yes.
对！ - Ross: No! No no no! Wait. I may have something in the back.
不！不不，等一下。我可以在后面找找。 - Ross: Oh my God...
哦我的天。 - Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
一切还好吗，亲爱的？ - Ross: Yeah, just...just Nana stuff.
是，只是……只是外婆的东西。 - Ross: How we doing, you guys ready?
怎么样，你们准备好了吗？ - Monica: So mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
妈妈早上已经打过电话提醒我不要把头发扎起来。你知道我的耳朵不是我最好的部位吗？ - Ross: Some days it's all I can think about.
有段时间我是这样认为的。 - Phoebe: Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.
嗨，抱歉我来晚了，我找不到方向了。 - Rachel: Oh, you, you mean your earrings?
哦，你的意思是你的耳环？ - Phoebe: What'd I say?
我刚才说了什么？ - Rachel: Hmm.
恩。 - Monica: Are these the shoes?
这就是那双鞋？ - Rachel: Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
是的。Paolo从意大利寄来的。 - Ross: What, weuh we don't have shoes here, or...?
什么，我们呃我们这儿没有鞋吗？还是…？ - Joey: Morning. We ready to go?
早上好。我们准备出发吗？ - Chandler: Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't it?
恩，穿戴整齐之后我们是不是挺好看的？。。。这是像（同性恋）会做的事情，是不是？ - Monica: It was a really beautiful service.
刚才的仪式很好。 - Mrs. Geller: It really was. Oh, come here, sweetheart.
的确是。哦，到这儿来，甜心。 - You know, I think it might be time for you to start using night cream.
知道吗，我觉得你到了应该开始用晚霜的时候了。 - Joey: What?
什么？ - Chandler: Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger.
没什么，只是你的外套听起来很像Brent Mussberger。(Brent Mussberger：这是CBS 的著名体育播音员。) - Joey: Check it out, Giants Cowboys.
看看，巨人队对战牛仔队。 - Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
你在葬礼上看橄榄球赛？ - Joey: No, it's the pregame. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
没有，现在是赛前准备。我要在招待会的时候看比赛。(reception：接待; 招待会; 接待处; 欢迎。) - Chandler: You are a frightening, frightening man.
你是个很可怕的人。 - Rachel: Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
哦不！Paolo 送的新鞋！ - Ross: Oh, I hope they're not ruined.
哦，我希望没被弄坏。 - Phoebe: God, what a great day....What? Weather-wise!
天，今天真棒……怎么了？我说的是天气！(weather-wise：至于天气，就天气来说。) - Ross: I know, uh, the air, the the trees...even though Nana's gone, there's, there's something almost, uh I don't know, almost like...
我知道，呃，空气，还有还有树木…尽管外婆去世了，还有一些东西，呃我不知道，好像… - All: God! Ross!
天呐！Ross！ - Ross: I'm fine. I'm fine! Just just...having my worst fear realized, but...
我很好。只是只是…是我经历过的最恐怖的事了，但... - Phoebe: Okay, don't worry, I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm...huh.
好了，别担心，我只是在检查你的肌肉是否痉挛了……嗯。(spasm：痉挛。) - Ross: What, what is it?
怎么，怎么样？ - Phoebe: You missed a belt loop.
你的皮带环掉了一个。(loop：回路; 圈，环。) - Phoebe: Okay, it's in spasm.
好了，是痉挛了。 - Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident.
来，孩子，来。打高尔夫球受伤时我就用的这个。 - Ross: Thanks, Mom.
谢谢妈妈。 - Chandler: Oh, no.
哦，不。 - Andrea: Sorry! Hi, I'm Andrea. I'm Dorothy's daughter.
对不起，嗨，我叫安吉拉，我是 Dorothy的女儿。 - Chandler: Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is.
嗨，我是Chandler ，我不知道 Dorothy是谁。 - Phoebe: Hey, look who's up!
嗨，看谁来了！ - Ross: Hey!
嗨！ - Phoebe: How do you feel?
感觉怎么样？ - Ross: I feel great. I feel great, I feel great.
我觉得好极了。我觉得好极了，我觉得好极了。 - Monica: Wow, those pills really worked, huh?
哇，那些药真的有效，恩？ - Ross: Yeah! Not the first two, but the second two...Woooo!
头两片没有，不过后两片...哦... - Ross: I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister, I love Phoebe.
我爱你们。你们是最棒的。我爱我的老妹，我爱Phoebe。 - Phoebe: Ooh! So nice...
哦！你真好！ - Ross: Hey! Chandler! I love you man! And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.
嗨，Chandler！我爱你，听着，伙计，如果你想当同性恋，那就当同性恋吧。我不在乎。 - Andrea: You were right.
你是对的。 - Ross: Rachel. Rachel Rachel. I do love you.
Rachel. Rachel Rachel。我真的爱你。 - Rachel: Oh, Ross, I love you too.
哦，Ross， 我也爱你。 - Ross: Oh, no, I really love you.
哦，不，我真的爱你。 - Rachel: I really love You!
我真的爱你！ - Ross: Oh. . you don't get it!
哦。你没有明白！ - Joey: Oh!
哦... - Mr. Geller: What you got there?
你在这儿做什么？ - Joey: Just a, uh...hearing disability.
只是，呃……听力有些不好。 - Mr. Geller: What's the score?
比分多少？ - Joey: Seventeen-fourteen Giants...three minutes to go in the third.
17比14。巨人队领先。第三节还剩三分钟。 - Mr. Geller: Beautiful!
精彩！ - Rachel: Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker?
Pheebs，递块饼干给我好吗？ - Mrs. Geller: Your grandmother would have hated this.
你外婆会不高兴的。 - Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
恩，当然，这可是她的葬礼啊。 - Mrs. Geller: No, I'd be hearing about 'Why didn't I get the honey glazed ham?'. I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'.
不，我听到的是"为什么我没有蜜酿火腿？"。我没买太多的花，如果买多了她会说"为什么你要浪费钱？我不要花，我都死了"。(glaze：装玻璃，上釉于，上光。) - Monica: That sounds like Nana.
听起来是外婆的性格。 - Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
你知道从小到大和挑剔你每一句话的人生活在一起的滋味吗？ - Monica: I can imagine.
我想像得到。 - Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
我告诉你，你妈妈我能变成这样一个积极向上、坚定生活的人，真是个奇迹。 - Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
这是个奇迹。告诉我，妈妈。如果你可以重来一次，我的意思是，如果她现在在这儿，你会告诉她吗？ - Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
告诉她什么？ - Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair...for example.
她怎么让你抓狂，挑剔每一个细节，比如你的头发……之类的。 - Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
我不明白是否听懂你的意思了。 - Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
你认为如果你告诉她实情会比较好吗？ - Mrs. Geller: No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.
不。我认为有些事不说会比较好。我想大家融洽相处比较好。 - Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear?
再来点酒好吗，亲爱的？ - Monica: Oh, I think so.
哦，我看行。 - Mrs. Geller: Those earrings look really lovely on you.
你戴这些耳环真好看。 - Monica: Thank you. They're yours.
谢谢你。是你给的。 - Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's.
实际上是外婆给的。 - Ross and Chandler :Now I'm depressed! Even more than I was.
现在我很伤心！比刚才还伤心。 - Monica: Oh, look. My first grade picture. Please ignore the Dynomite T-shirt.
哦，快看，我在一年级时候的照片。请忽略那件Dynomite T恤衫。(Dynomite：是一款恐龙蛋游戏。) - Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
嗨，这个裸体的小家伙是谁？ - Ross: Oh! That little naked guy would be me.
那个裸体的小家伙是我。 - Rachel: Aww, look at the little thing.
哇哦，看这个小东西。 - Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grownups now?
对，对，是，是我的小鸡鸡。我们能成熟点儿吗？ - Chandler: Who are those people?
这些人是谁？ - Ross: Got me.
这可难住我了。 - Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. What does it say? 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
哦，中间那个是外婆，写着 "我和朋友们摄于Java Joe's'"。 - Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
哇，Monica，你看起来和你外婆好像。她那时多大？ - Monica: Let's see, 1939...yeah, 24,25?
我看看，1939年……24、25岁？ - Ross: Looks like a fun gang.
看起来这帮人很开心。 - Joey: Ooh, looklooklooklooklook! I got Monica naked!
哦，看看看看看！我找到一张莫尼卡裸体的照片！ - Rachel: Let me see!
我看看。 - Ross: No no, that would be me again. I'm, uh, just trying something.
不不，那还是我。我，呃，在尝试些新东西。 - Chandler: Hey, Lo.
嗨，Lo。 - Lowell: Hey, Chandler.
嗨，Chandler。 - Chandler: So how's it going there in Financial Services?
在金融服务部过得怎么样？ - Lowell: It's like Mardi Gras without the paper-mache heads. How about you?
就像 Mardi Gras（狂欢节）没有纸糊的大头装饰一样。你怎么样？(Mardi Gras without the paper-mache heads：Mardi Gras是四旬节前最后一个大吃大喝的日子。天主教信徒为纪念耶稣曾经的苦难，将复活节前的40天作为自己的斋戒和忏悔日。这40天内，人们必须遵循清规戒律不能食肉、娱乐，所以在斋戒前的一两周内，人们会专门举办宴会舞会，纵情狂欢。paper-mache是指混凝纸，纸浆雕塑，做法是将湿纸条用白胶粘住模具，待纸张干透后取走模具。) - Chandler: Good, good. Listen, heh, I don't know what Shelley told you about me, but, uh...I'm not.
很好，很好。听着，嘿，我不知道Shelley怎么跟你说我的，不过，呃……我不是。 - Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
我知道。我就是这么跟她说的。 - Chandler: Really?
真的？ - Lowell: Yeah.
是的。 - Chandler: So, you can tell?
你能分辨出来？ - Lowell: Pretty much, most of the time. We have a kind of...radar.
八九不离十吧，大多数都可以。我们有种……雷达。 - Chandler: So you don't think I have a, a quality?
那么你认为我没有那种气质？ - Lowell: Speaking for my people, I'd have to say, no. By the way, your friend Brian from Payroll, he is.
对于我们这些人来说，我得说你没有。随便说一句，你薪酬部的朋友Brian，他是。 - Chandler: He is?
他是？ - Lowell: Yup, and way out of your league.
对，而且不是你能配得上的。 - Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. Hey, Brian.
我配不上。我能配得上Brian。如果我想配一个Brian，我就能配得到。嗨，Brian。 - [The End]
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老友记 第一季 第八集 祖母死了两回 Friends S01E08: The one Where Nana Dies Twice
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