- Chandler: He's a he?
他是男的？ - Shelley: Well yeah!...Oh God. I just I thought...Good, Shelley. OK! I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now. Okay, bye bye...
是的！…哦天呐。我只是我以为......好的，Shelley。我现在只想去把自己冲进下水道…好的，再见…... - Chandler: Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that.
从那以后就没心情吃面条了。 - I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?
我意思是，那不荒谬吗？你能相信她真那样想吗？ - Rachel: Um...yeah... Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...
呃…对，恩，我是说，我第一次见到你时，要知道，我想也许，可能，你也许是…... - Chandler: You did?
你原来以为？ - Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
对，不过随后你在Phoebe的整个生日派对上都盯着我的胸部谈话。所以我想你也许不是。
来自《老友记 第一季 第八集 祖母死了两回 Friends S01E08: The one Where Nana Dies Twice》第 11 行
