if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? 如果你没有得“梅毒”那些玩意我们就不能一起过。

251. I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great.
     我知道这不是你们本来计划的感恩节， 但是对我来说这样也挺棒的。
252. I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.
     我想，这是因为它没和离婚或者呕吐沾边。(projectile：向前开进的，推进的，抛掷的，弹射的。)
253. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family,
     不论如何，我在想，如果你去了韦尔，如果你们和父母在一起，
254. if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know?
     如果你没有得“梅毒”那些玩意我们就不能一起过。
255. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
     所以我想说的就是：谢天谢地你们的感恩节计划都砸了。
256. All: That's so sweet.
     真是感人。
257. Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
     来，祝你们有个讨厌的圣诞节。

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