Ross: You're my friend. I I had to tell you. 你是我朋友，所以我得告诉你。

153. Monica: How would I know? I, I wasn't here.
     我怎么知道？我又没来过。
154. Phoebe: Really? Not even to, um, change his pajamas? !
     真的？也没，替他换睡衣？
155. Chandler: Oh my God.
     哦我的天。
156. Ross: You're my friend. I I had to tell you.
     你是我朋友，所以我得告诉你。
157. Chandler: I can't believe it. Paolo kissed my mom?
     我简直不敢相信...... Paolo亲了我妈？
158. Ross: Yeah, um, I mean, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drunk...uh. . I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
     对，嗯，不知道你注意到没，他喝了很多酒，他喝醉之后什么样儿你也见识过......我不能这样做…是我做的，是我，抱歉，是我亲了你老妈。
159. Chandler: What?
     什么？

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