- Joey: Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but...what the hell are you talking about? I mean, what about you?
妈，恕我直言，你到底在说什么？我是说，你怎么办？ - Mrs. Tribbiani: Me? I'm fine. Look, honey, in an ideal world, there'd be no her, and your father would look like Sting.
我？我很好啊，听着，在理想的世界中没有她，你爸也长得和史汀一样帅。 - And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodlestuffer came along, he's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive. He's been more loving.
再告诉你别的，自从那个头发像贵宾狗一样的女人出现后，他感到内疚而开始对我又细心又关心。(poodlestuffer：做（去世的）犬类身体填充的人。) - It's like every day is our anniversary.
每天都像我们的结婚纪念日。 - Joey: I'm...happy...for you?
我该为你高兴？ - Mrs. Tribbiani: Well don't be, because now everything's screwed up. I just want it the way it was.
不需要，因为现在全搞砸了，我只想一起照旧。 - Joey: Ma, I'm sorry. I just did what I thought you would want.
妈，对不起，我以为自己做了你想做的事。
来自《老友记 第一季 第十三集 意外撞见瑞秋的胸 Friends S01E13: The one with the Boobies》第 223 行
