Lydia: You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat. 你知道么，他站在船上都不能投中水面。

51. Lydia: Oh, boy, do they suck.
    哦，天，他们糟透了。
52. Joey: Hey, listen, lady..whoa.
    嘿，听着女士……哇。
53. Lydia: Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot.
    看，看看你支持的队员，Ewing。投的真不错。
54. Lydia: You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.
    你知道么，他站在船上都不能投中水面。
55. Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?
    哦是么？你喜欢哪队？
56. Lydia: Celtics.
    Celtics。
57. Joey: Celtics? Ha. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright?
    Celtics？哈。他们都不能投中船就算……等等。他们很烂好吧？

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