- Abandoning your post. Inciting a scurry.
擅离职守 引发公众恐慌 - Reckless endangerment of rodents...
危及啮齿动物生命 - But, to be fair,
但说句公道话 - you did stop a master criminal
你确实阻止了个恶棍 - from stealing two dozen moldy onions.
偷走两袋发霉的洋葱 - Hate to disagree with you, sir, but those aren't onions.
抱歉 长官 这些不是洋葱 - Those are a crocus variety called midnicampum holicithias.
这些是藏红花属植物 午夜嚎叫[拉丁文]