- you reported, let me see here, zero!
你申报了 让我看看 零元的税 - Unfortunately,
倒霉的是 - lying on a federal form is a punishable offense.
税收表格上作假是重罪 - - 5 years jail time. - Well, it's my word against yours.
-要判刑5年 -空口无凭 - 200 bucks a day, fluff,
小家伙 从我12岁起 - 365 days a year, since I was twelve.
每年365天 每天200块 - Actually it's your word against yours.
其实呢 我都录下来了