- Ma'am, I have a fake badge.
女士 我戴着假警徽 - I would never impede your pretend investigation.
我绝不会妨碍你假装调查的 - It's not a pretend investigation!
这不是假装调查 - Look, see? See him? This otter is missing.
看 看到他了吗 这只水獭失踪了 - Well, then they should have gotten a real cop to find him.
那他们应该派个真警察去找他 - What is your problem? Does seeing me fail
你什么毛病 看到我失败 - somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?
能让你对自己悲哀的生活感觉好些吗