- Hey Nico, he's a tourist.
尼可 他是游客 - Funny, you don't look like one.
真有意思 可你长得不像 - Really? I don't?
是吗 我不像吗 - Except, you've got pigeon dodo on your nose.
你鼻子上那个鸽子屎倒像本地的 - Oh, no, this is just SPF3000.
这是防晒指数3000的防晒霜 - So, are you here for carnival?
你是来参加嘉年华的吗 - Actually I'm just here to meet a girl.
其实 我是来见个姑娘的