- Glad to see you're protecting the throne.
有你护卫王座实在欣慰 - Sturdy old thing.
结实的老家伙 - How many kings' asses have polished it, I wonder?
也不知多少位国王的屁♥股在上面蹭过 - Um, what's the line?
怎么说的来着 - The king shits and the Hand wipes.
国王拉屎,首相擦屁♥股 - Very handsome armor.
好帅气的盔甲 - Not a scratch on it. I know.
一道划痕也没有 是啊