Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. 好啦，回到中学那个时候，我站在自助餐厅中♥央，突然发现自己全身赤♥裸。

4. Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? 'Cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl, oh!
   慢着，他吃粉笔吗？我只是不想她重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。喔！
5. Monica: Okay, everybody relax. Relax. This is not even a date. It's not. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
   好吧，大家淡定。淡定。这甚至都不算是约会。完全不算。只不过是两个人出去吃晚餐，也不做♥爱。
6. Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.
   听起来简直就像是一个约会。
7. Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
   好啦，回到中学那个时候，我站在自助餐厅中♥央，突然发现自己全身赤♥裸。
8. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
   哦，耶，做过那样的梦。
9. Chandler: Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...there.
   然后我低头一看，发现有一支电话......在那儿。
10. Joey: Instead of. Chandler: That's right!
    而不是......？没错！

来自《老友记 第一季 第一集 莫妮卡的新室友 Friends S01E01: The one where Monica gets a new roommate》第 7 行