- Chandler: And it turns out it's my mother. Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.
结果是我妈妈（打来的）。这十分十分的奇怪，因为她从来不给我打电话。 - Ross: Hi.
嗨。 - Joey: This guy says "Hello", I wanna kill myself.
这家伙说句“你好”，我都想自♥杀。 - Monica: You okay? Sweetie!
亲爱的，你还好吧？ - Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck.
我就感觉好像有人将手伸进我的喉咙，抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来再缠在我的脖子上。 - Chandler: Cookie?
要饼干吗？ - Monica: Carol moved her stuff out today.
卡箩今天搬走了她的东西。
来自《老友记 第一季 第一集 莫妮卡的新室友 Friends S01E01: The one where Monica gets a new roommate》第 19 行
