- Phoebe: From the nursery rhyme. 'There was a crooked man, Who had a crooked smile, Who lived in a shoe, For a...while...'
童谣里的，有个驼背的人有着扭曲的微笑，他住在鞋子里，有一阵子。 - Ross: So I think Alan...will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured.
我想艾伦……将应成为未来男朋友的标准。(yardstick：标准。) - Rachel: What future boyfriends? No no, I th I think this could be, you know, it.
什么未来男朋友？不，我想他就是了。 - Monica: Really?
真的？ - Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselholf of impression alone.
是的，光凭他学David Hasselholf的样子，我就想嫁给他了。(David Hasselholf：著名影视偶像，曾主演过《霹雳游侠》（Knight Rider）。) - Chandler:You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right?
你知道嘛，我也要在派对上这么做。 - Ross: You know what I like most about him, though?
知道我最喜欢他哪一点？
来自《老友记 第一季 第三集 飞来横财 Friends S01E03: The one with the thumb》第 155 行
