Chandler and Ross: All you envy's a schwang. 你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。

278. But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help!
     但是那样的话大家会知道的。除非我先去收起来，然后很早就起床把鞋放回去！谁来帮我一把！
279. Phoebe: All you want is a dingle.
     你想要的只不过是个小弟。
280. Joey: Not that song.
     不要唱这首歌。
281. Chandler and Ross: All you envy's a schwang.
     你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。
282. Joey: Come on, you guys.
     少来了，伙计们。
283. All: A thing through which you can tinkle, or play with, or simply let hang...
     一个你可以用来撒尿的东西，时而可以拿来玩弄，时而只是让其悬空摇摆。
284. All you want is a dingle, What you envy's a schwang. A thing through which you can tinkle or play with or simply let hang.
     你想要的只不过是个小弟，你所嫉妒的是男人的老二。一个你可以用来撒尿的东西，时而可以拿来玩弄，时而只是让其悬空摇摆。
285. [The End]
     [本集结束]

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