- Chandler: Too many jokes...must mock Joey.
太多笑话了，一定要来嘲笑Joey！ - Joey: Nice shoes, huh?
鞋子正点吧？ - Chandler: Aah, you are killing me!
笑死我算了！ - Monica: Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!
罗斯！ 它又在玩我的量勺。(spatulas：量勺。) - Ross: Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?
放松，它又不会把它们玩坏的。 - Monica: Do you always have to bring him here?
你非要每次都带它来不可吗？ - Ross: Look, I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We...we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he threw some faeces...
我不想让它独守空房，我们今早才吵了一架。一定是我加班到太晚的原因。我说了不该说的话，它就朝我扔了些排泄物…… (faeces：粪便，排泄物，屎。)
来自《老友记 第一季 第十集 猴子 Friends S01E10: The one with the Monkey》第 77 行
