- Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
东西？你就这样招呼客人吗？我问你，如果我带着新女友来，你也不欢迎？ - Monica: I'm thinking your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table.
起码你的新女友不会尿在我的咖啡桌上。 - Ross: Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened.
它已经够难为情了，好吗！现在它还鼓足勇气回到这里，就当一切都没发生过一样... - Monica: Alright, alright, Just keep him away from me.
好吧，好吧，叫它离我远点就是了。 - Ross: Thank you. C'mon, Marcel, what do you say you and I do a little mingling? Alright, I'll, uh...catch up with you later.
谢谢。来，马赛尔，咱们去交际一下吧。 好吧，待会儿见。(mingle：混进，与…交往。) - Monica: Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey...are you okay? Where...where's Paolo?
天啊，瑞秋，你没事吧？ 保罗呢？ - Rachel: Rome. Jerk missed his flight.
在罗马呢，那混♥蛋没赶上飞机。
来自《老友记 第一季 第十集 猴子 Friends S01E10: The one with the Monkey》第 180 行
