Ross: Perfect, perfect, so now everybody's getting kissed but me. 这可真好，除了我，大家都有的亲。

259. Rachel: I can't kiss anyone.
     我无法亲任何人。
260. Monica: So, I'm kissing everyone?
     那我就该亲所有人？
261. Joey: No, no, you can't kiss Ross. That's your brother.
     不，你不能亲罗斯，他是你哥。
262. Ross: Perfect, perfect, so now everybody's getting kissed but me.
     这可真好，除了我，大家都有的亲。
263. Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! Somebody kiss me! Somebody kiss me! It's midnight!
     好吧，来个人亲我！来个人亲我！现在可是午夜啊！谁来亲我！
264. Joey: All right! All right! There!
     好吧，来吧，来吧！
265. Ross: I wanted this to work so much. I'm still in there. Changing his diapers. Picking his fleas.
     我真希望我们能合得来，我还在替它换尿布，替它抓跳蚤。

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