- Joey: Oh man. Please tell me one of them is Ma.
拜托你告诉我其中一个是妈。 - Mr. Tribbiani: Of course, course one of them's Ma. What's the matter with you.
当然其中一个是你妈，你是怎么搞的！ - Joey: It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life.
这就像你某天起床突然发现你爸过着双面生活。 - Joey: He's like actually some spy working for the ClA. That'd be cool. This blows!
就像是为中情局工作的间谍，那一定很酷！烂透了！ - Monica: Did you think Dad ever cheat on Mom?
你觉得爸爸出过轨吗？ - Ross: I don't know, I don't think so. Cause that would involve having sex and I would like to think that our parents don't do that sort of thing.
不知道，我没这么想过，这么想一定包括性行为。我希望我们的父母不做这种事。 - Rachel: I know, I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?
我懂，为何父母不能只是父母（这个身份）？为何他们就得成为（有血有肉的）人？
来自《老友记 第一季 第十三集 意外撞见瑞秋的胸 Friends S01E13: The one with the Boobies》第 81 行
