Joey: What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this? 你疯了不成？瞎子重见光明后会这样走路吗？
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? You know what, though? I really feel like I learned something. 天呐，悲惨的两星期，你知道吗？但我感觉自己学到了一些东西。
Joey: It was amazing! And not just for her...uhuh. For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind, but all my other senses are heightened. It's like...I was able to appreciate it on another level. 这简直是太神奇了，而且不只是对她，对我也一样，我就好像突然失明，但我其他的所有感官却更加的敏感。但其他的感官却更加的敏感，好像我达到更高的境界。
Joey: Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes me great. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got...man, oh man, it was like a ticker tape parade! 昨晚我不能做让自己满足的事。因此我得搬出全套功夫。结果我得到什么回应？我的天啊，就像是盛大的游♥行！(ticker tape：庆祝、欢迎等场合所散发的五彩纸带。)
Joey: Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed? 简直是太神奇了，你有没有老觉得自己床上功夫不错？