- Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sundried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, "Here's a tomato that looks like a prune", I'd say "get out of my office!"
我告诉你一件事，我觉得有一份晒干蕃茄的事业挺不错的。五年前如果有人说我的蕃茄像李子，我就叫他滚出我的办公室。 - Ross: Dad, before I was born, did you freak out at all?
爸，我出生前你有紧张吗？ - Mr. Geller: I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea...
我没紧张，我只是说如果有人来给我说这个主意。 - Ross: Dad, dad, dad, I'm talking about the whole uh, baby thing. Did you uh, ever get this sort of... panicky, "Oh my god I'm gonna be a father" kind of a thing?
爸，爸，爸，我是在谈小孩的事。你是否，呃，曾经有过这种 "天呐，我要当爸爸了"的恐慌？ - Mr. Geller: No. We just had kids back then. We didn't think about it. What else could the sun dry, I wonder?
没有，那时候我们只管生孩子。我们根本就不想这些。我在想，还有什么能晒干？ - Ross: Dad, come on. Kids.
老爸，拜托，说孩子的事。 - Mr. Geller: Right, look, your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
对，听着，都是你妈在处理，我忙着事业。经常不在家，你找我来是为了这个？
来自《老友记 第一季 第十六集 双胞胎两部曲二 Friends S01E16: The one with Two Parts》第 90 行
