Ross: Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He touches himself when nobody's watching. 小♥姐，它是人，他有名字，好吧？他看守“幸运轮”，没人注意时，他还会自己打♥飞机（摸自己）。

248. Monica: What's going on?
     怎么回事？
249. Chandler: Marcel swallowed a Scrabble tile.
     马修吞了一个拼字块。
250. Nurse: Excuse me. This hospital is for people!
     抱歉，这是为人看病的医院。
251. Ross: Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He touches himself when nobody's watching.
     小♥姐，它是人，他有名字，好吧？他看守“幸运轮”，没人注意时，他还会自己打♥飞机（摸自己）。
252. Ross: Please, please have a heart!
     拜托，发挥你的爱心。
253. Dr. Mitchell: I'll take a look at him.
     我替它看看。
254. Rachel and Monica: Oh, thank you.
     哦，谢谢。

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