Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. I mean that thing at the end where the kid...kills himself because he can't be in the play? 我认为这电影实在是太……无聊了。我是说,那孩子在电影的结局时……自杀了,只因他无法演出话剧?
Ross: Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He touches himself when nobody's watching. 小♥姐,它是人,他有名字,好吧?他看守“幸运轮”,没人注意时,他还会自己打♥飞机(摸自己)。
And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodlestuffer came along, he's so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive. He's been more loving. 再告诉你别的,自从那个头发像贵宾狗一样的女人出现后,他感到内疚而开始对我又细心又关心。(poodlestuffer:做(去世的)犬类身体填充的人。)
Phoebe: And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority. And then he killed himself. 然后结果是我和一个在港务局外给人擦车窗的白化病人住在一起。最后他也自♥杀了。(albino:白化病的。port authority:港务局。)
He's been killing himself for years. 这些年来他一直在自寻死路
There's little chance of memory loss or him losing himself, 失忆和性格改变的可能性也小些
Sometimes he'd have to brace himself to get out of bed. 有时候他要强撑着才能起床
Shot himself in the head with a nail gun. 自己用射钉枪打进去的