Phoebe: Oh, Paper cut! Paper cut! 信封割到舌头了！割到舌头了！！

2. Monica: Do you want a job with Popular Mechanics?
   你真想到"大众机械"上班吗？
3. Chandler: Well, if you're gonna work for mechanics, those are the ones you work for.
   如果你真想搞机械，还就真得去那儿。
4. Rachel: Hey look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, okay? I can not be a waitress anymore, I mean it. I'm sick of the lousy tips. I'm sick of being called "Excuse Me."
   大家听好了，姐任何工作都接好吗，我不能再做服务生了，我说真的！我讨厌微薄的小费，讨厌被叫"麻烦过来一下"。
5. Phoebe: Oh, Paper cut! Paper cut!
   信封割到舌头了！割到舌头了！！
6. Joey: Here, here, here.
   这儿有水这儿有水！
7. Phoebe: Grapefruit juice! Grapefruit juice!
   是柚子汁！柚子汁！（你想酸死我啊！！）
8. Rachel: Okay, you guys we're almost done. We've only got 20 more to go.
   好啦，各位，我们快弄完了，只剩二十份了。

来自《老友记 第一季 第十七集 玩扑克 Friends S01E17: The one with All the Poker》第 5 行