Monica: Yeah, I might be if I had the supplies. I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't. 是啊，如果有艺术用品，我或许已是个艺术家。我本来可以的，只是现在不是。

36. Rachel: What?
    什么？
37. Monica: She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me. Look at this. Look. She buys tickets to plays I wanna see. She buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people. She spent $300 on art supplies.
    她过着我的生活，而且过得比我好。看这个，瞧瞧，她买了我一直想看的戏的票。她买的衣服是从有我害怕的销售人员的店里买的。她花了三百块买艺术用品。
38. Rachel: You're not an artist.
    你又不是艺术家。
39. Monica: Yeah, I might be if I had the supplies. I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.
    是啊，如果有艺术用品，我或许已是个艺术家。我本来可以的，只是现在不是。
40. Rachel: Oh, Monica, come on. You do cool things.
    摩妮卡，别泄气，你做的工作很酷。
41. Monica: Really? Let's compare, shall we?
    真的？我们来做比较，好吗？
42. Rachel: Oh, it's so late for "shall we." Do I go horseback ride in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
    哦，现在说 "好吗" 有点太迟了。我到过公园骑马吗？我在新学校上过课吗？

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