- Monica: Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?
Joey，你有小孩时你要怎么做？ - Joey: I'm gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars.
我会在等候室拿出雪茄来。 - Chandler: Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.
是的，Joey安排了在50年代的电影生小孩。 - Ross: God, I don't believe this. I mean she could be giving birth in the cab.
天啊，我不敢相信。我是说，她可能会在计程车中生产。 - Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction...
哦Ross，冷静点。第一次宫缩收费两块钱，之后每收缩一次额外收五毛钱。 - Rachel: What, it's ok when Chandler does it?
怎么了？Chandler这样说的时候就没事。 - Chandler: You have to pick your moments.
你得选对时间。
来自《老友记 第一季 第二十二集 本出生 Friends S01E22: The one with the Birth》第 8 行
