Any moron can run a plate? 傻瓜都能查车牌号
Gosh, if only there were a moron around 要是这里有个傻瓜
And seeing as any moron can run a plate, 既然傻瓜都能查到车牌号码
"why you think they call it a gun, moron?" "白♥痴♥ 不然为什么把这叫做枪"