Once I brought a jackass and a honeycomb
还有一次,我带了头蠢驴和一个蜂巢
which I do believe my sister ate.
那锅甲鱼肯定进了我老姐的肚子
At least I hope she did.
至少我希望是她吃了
I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.
我把精♥液射进了一锅甲鱼汤
I flogged the one eyed snake.
我猛抽这条独眼小蛇
I skinned my sausage.
然后撸起包皮
I made the bald man cry
任秃头汉热泪喷涌
and I escaped justice.
我则逃过了处罚
If I close my eyes,
每当我闭上眼睛