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Once I brought a jackass and a honeycomb
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Once I brought a jackass and a honeycomb 还有一次,我带了头蠢驴和一个蜂巢

which I do believe my sister ate.
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which I do believe my sister ate. 那锅甲鱼肯定进了我老姐的肚子

At least I hope she did.
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At least I hope she did. 至少我希望是她吃了

I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew.
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I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. 我把精♥液射进了一锅甲鱼汤

I flogged the one eyed snake.
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I flogged the one eyed snake. 我猛抽这条独眼小蛇

I skinned my sausage.
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I skinned my sausage. 然后撸起包皮

I made the bald man cry
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I made the bald man cry 任秃头汉热泪喷涌

and I escaped justice.
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and I escaped justice. 我则逃过了处罚

When I was
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When I was 十二岁的时候

If I close my eyes,
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If I close my eyes, 每当我闭上眼睛