I'm gonna tell you what your mother would say if she were here. 如果你妈在这儿 她肯定会说
Ms. Henry, if my mother were lucid, 亨利女士 如果我母亲神智清醒
If you were really his friend, you wouldn't do this. 若你真是他的好哥们儿 就不该告诉他
We were in the same frat at Tulane. 我们都曾是图兰大学一个兄弟会的成员
Then what were you doing in the bathroom for so long? 那你在浴室做什么要那么久
What incredibly small fraction of your brain were you using? 你刚才到底用没用脑子啊
they were so close, you could taste them. 他们近在咫尺 伸手可触