- Chandler: Not a one.
完全没有。 - Ross: Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?
甚至像和珍妮丝分手这样的安排都没有？ - Chandler: Oh, right, right. Shut up!
哦，对，对，闭嘴。 - Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. Except for Kevin Millmore. May he rot in hell. You just gotta do it.
钱德勒，没有人喜欢和别人谈分手。除了Kevin Millmore。愿他烂在地狱里。你还是得去做啊。 - Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, there's a horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note. You try to, you know, run out of the restaurant before she's actually finished the note.
不，我知道，但是就是太难了，你知道吧？我的意思是，你和她一起坐在那儿，她都不知道要发生什么，然后你终于鼓起勇气，之后就是把纸条递给她的超级尴尬时刻。然后你就，你懂的，准备在她看明白纸条之前赶快跑出饭店。 - Joey: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling.
你为什么一定要跟她分手？男人点，别再打电话给她就行了。 - Phoebe: You know, if you want, I'll do it with you.
如果需要的话，我和你一起去。
来自《老友记 第一季 第五集 洗衣服 Friends S01E05: The one with the East German laundry detergent》第 14 行
