Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif. At one point, there were villagers. 我就像是说情♥色话的詹姆斯密奇尼。那是天下最具巧思的情♥色话。有人物，剧情，主题，动机。其中一段的主角是村夫与村姑。(James Michener：演员、编剧。1966年的作品是电影《夏威夷》；1970年的作品是电影《鹏程万里锦山河》；1978年的作品是电影《商队》。)
Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's," I mean, what is that? Please! 我当然知道，你认为呢？，你爸又不是詹姆士邦德，你应该听一听他编造的故事。“我在会计这儿睡”， 那是什么？拜托！