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"Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer?"
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"Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer?" "为什么我要一直用榔头砸自己呢"

I put myself through med school by posing in my underwear.
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I put myself through med school by posing in my underwear. 我靠当模特拍内衣照赚钱念完医学院

I got myself into this mess, and I...
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I got myself into this mess, and I... 是我自作自受 所以我

I can take care of myself.
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I can take care of myself. 我可以照顾好自己

That's how I live with myself.
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That's how I live with myself. 这就是我做人的方式

I've been wondering to myself,
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I've been wondering to myself, 我一直在想

I will command them myself.
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I will command them myself. 我将亲自领军

I pulled him out myself.
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I pulled him out myself. 我亲自帮他接生

and seize the throne for myself.
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and seize the throne for myself. 妄图篡位,自立为王

And somehow I found myself in her bed.
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And somehow I found myself in her bed. 等我回过神来,已经跟她躺在床上