Aunt Iris: Hi, is Tony Randall dead? 唐尼兰道已经死了？
Monica: OK look, that's Aunt Iris. She has been playing poker since she was 5. You've got to listen to every word she says. 那是艾莉丝姑姑在敲门，她五岁就会打扑克了！她说的每字我们都得牢记在心。
Monica: I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt! 对不起，只是我要当姑姑，太兴奋了！
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor. I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? Nice talk, Aunt Syl. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth? 西尔婶婶，我是出于好心才做的，我可不是宴席承办人。那你让我拿这一打面怎么办？婶婶你真会说话，你就用这张嘴亲吻弗莱蒂叔叔吗？
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna, I would've made vegetarian lasagna. 西尔婶婶，别喊了！如果你告诉过我你要素的千层面，我就会给你做素的了。
Aunt Lillian: No, it really should be burgundy. 不，一定要紫红色的。
Aunt Lillian: Could we see something in a slimmer heel? 可以看看有细跟儿的鞋吗？
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one. 你知道，不管我们选什么，她都会告诉我们说是错的。