Joey: Apparently, he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that. 显然他是屠杀各种民族的俄国独裁者。你怎么会不知道。
Chandler: You know, you'd think I would've. 你怎么认为我知道。
Barry: But wait, wait, we can, go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh...it was really nice. You would've liked it. 但是，等等，等等，我们可以去阿鲁巳。我在本属于我们的蜜月期去过了，那里很好，你一定会喜欢。
Chandler: Yeah, Well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice. 我和400个男孩上的住宿学校，每次做♥爱都是对生活方式的重大抉择。
Chandler: Don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happen already. 你不觉得如果你和瑞秋之间有可能的话，早就在一起了么？
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that If you'd told me vegetarian lasagna, I would've made vegetarian lasagna. 西尔婶婶，别喊了！如果你告诉过我你要素的千层面，我就会给你做素的了。
Aunt Lillian: You know, whatever we pick, she would've told us it's the wrong one. 你知道，不管我们选什么，她都会告诉我们说是错的。
Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple. 你知道，真可惜，因为你和Lowell本来会是很配的一对儿。