Ethan: Oh, God. Don't tell me I did it wrong. 噢，天。别给我说我姿势用错了。
Monica: Listen, listen. You told me something that was really difficult for you. And, I figure if you can be honest, then, I can too. 听我说，听我说。你告诉一些你很难以说出口的话。我想，你都能这么坦白，那么我也能。
Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right? Wow. 真的。你清楚我是在说你，对吧？哇哦。
Ethan: Well, I've excelled at every level I've been to, I just.... I just haven't been to that particular one yet. I've kind of been waiting for the right person. 额，我在我曾经达到的每个方面都很优秀，我只是我只是还没经历那个特别的一个方面。我一直在等待那个对的人。
Monica: Wow, I mean, you did just such a good kisser. I would never have known. 哇哦，我是说，你接吻技术那么高超，我还真没想到。
Ethan: Well, If that's what you kids are calling it these days, then...yes, I am. 好吧，如果你们孩子现在都这么叫的话，是的，我是处男。
Ethan: Well, it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not.... Well, I mean, I haven't ever.... 额，差不多介于这两件事之间……你要知道，从严格的技术角度来讲，当然，我还没……我是说，我还没有……
Monica: Okay. Is this, like, "I have an early class tomorrow" or "I'm secretly married to a goat"? 好。是不是，你明早有课，或者，你和一只山羊秘密结婚了之类的事？
Monica: Unless you wanna stay over. I mean, I'm going to. So... 除非你想在这过夜。我是说，我反正也要在这过夜。所以……
Ethan: Yeah, I really like that. Before we get into any staying-over stuff... there's something you should know. 是呀，我也非常想。在我们迈出过夜这一步之前，有些事你得知道。