Chandler: Oh, your own brand of vigilante justice. 哦,你们自己的 "自治正义"。(vigilante:义务警员; (自发组织的)治安团体的成员; 〈美〉自卫队员。)
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean it's a total party zoo. 是啊,那儿似乎离海滩只有两条街,一定是个疯狂动物园。
Chandler: I know that one. No, that's popes into a Volkswagen. 我知道……不,那是教皇进入大众汽车。
Chandler: I don't get it. I mean, you just got him. How could he be an adult already? 我不明白,你才刚养它,它怎会突然就成人了?
Chandler: She's not gonna make you wear a big plastic cone, is she? 她没叫你戴那种塑胶套吧?
Chandler: Oh, yes. Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof. 哦,是的,"别了,鸟儿" 乔瑟夫·斯大林主演。"屋顶上的小提琴手" 中的乔瑟夫·斯大林。