Chandler: And this manchild has no problem with how old you are? 这位小大人就不在乎你多大吗？
Chandler: A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid. 这号码真酷，还能当孩子的名字。
Chandler: Well, you know, Pheebs. I don't know if it's your kinda thing, because it involves a lot of being normal, for a large portion of the day. 额，这个，恐怕你不太适合这份工作。因为这份工作要求你表现的很正常，至少一天中的大部分时间要"正常"。
Chandler: Well, my secretary's gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She's having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story. 我的秘书这几周都不会来上班。她要去切掉她的一个咪♥咪。那个咪♥咪背后还有段一言难尽的故事哦。
Chandler: Thanks, Joey. That's a good idea. 多谢，乔伊，这是个好主意。
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a onetime thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious. Hello, Rachel. 对不起，不会有下次了。我当时已经醉的不行了，而且这是发生在别人的潜意识的事阿。你好啊，瑞秋。