Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, OK? Where does that leave me? 不不不，相信我。没人像我这样期待，好吧？还有你知道最搞笑的事是什么吗？今天结束了，你可以带着孩子回家，好吧？我有什么？
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have. 我心爱的女人今天要生孩子。我和你一样期待。
Doctor: Em, I try not to let my work affect my personal life, but it's hard, when you do...what I do. It's like uh...Well, for instance, what do you do? 嗯，我试着不让工作影响我的生活，但是做这样的工作……很难。就像是……嗯，比如说，你做什么工作？
Rachel: No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, OK? 没有，亲爱的，他们还没到，不要担心，我们会找到他们的，他们到之前我们都会在这儿陪你的，好么？
Susan: It's gonna be ok, just remember, we're doing this for Jordie. Just keep focusing on Jordie. He'll be here before you know it. 会没事的，这样想，这样做全是为了Jordie。只想着Jordie。他很快就会出生的。
Ross: Oh, Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys. 哦，Susan想买"胖墩儿"。我们要有孩子了，好么，一个孩子，你不能在这时候去买"胖墩儿"。
Phoebe: I just thought we might be here for a while. You know, things might get musical. 我就是觉得我们会在这儿待一阵子。你懂的，来点音乐。
Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction... 哦Ross，冷静点。第一次宫缩收费两块钱，之后每收缩一次额外收五毛钱。