Rachel: I don't know! I don't know! We were watching TV, and he pooped in Monica's shoe. 我真的不知道，我们当时在看电视，它在摩妮卡的鞋内大便。
Ross: Anyway, I figured after work, I'd go, pick up a bottle of wine...go over there and try to woo her. 总之下班后我要去买瓶酒。去她那儿，向她求爱。
Chandler: I can't remember last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey. 我早已忘记哪个女人照顾过我的"猴子"了。
Ross: I think it's perfect, you know, It's just gonna be the two of us. 这样最好不过了，因为只有我们两个。
Ross: Oh, I added the" exactly like me" part. She said she's looking for someone. And someone is gonna be there tonight. "像我这样" 是我自己加的。她说她在寻找某人，而这个人今晚就会出现。
Ross: I am telling you. She said she is looking for a relationship with someone exactly like me. 我告诉你，她说她在找像我一样的男朋友。
Joey: I agree. I'm, like, in disbelief. 我同意，我也无法相信。
Chandler: You know I can't believe we're even having this discussion. 我无法相信我们竟在讨论此事。